Cant Get There From Here

Can't Get There From Here Juneau is the capital of Alaska, but did you know that you cannot drive there from anywhere? You can fly into Juneau or you can take a... Read More

Wanted: Treadmill for an Elephant

Maggie, the 22 year-old African elephant, has been a resident of the Alaska Zoo since 1983. The Zoo recently decided that Maggie needs nicer quarters, more attention, and a treadmill. She weighs 9,100 pounds and does not get enough exercise, especially during the long Alaskan winter months.Alaska Zoo officials debated... Read More

The Patience of Job

Voltaire said, "God is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh." Translated, if you're a tight ass, there's a two drink minimum to read this article. Let me just say, I believe in God but like many, I've questioned His existence. Most people... Read More

Marines Dont Take Crap

We live in a world of widgets. People manufacture, distribute, and sell them. You name it, they're doing it. I have a friend who is a toilet paper salesman. God bless him. It's an honorable job and my butt and I... Read More

Military Wives

I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. ... Read More

Discover the Lighter Side of the Internet

We all know the Internet is a great tool for finding out information and sharing knowledge. But as a human sometimes sitting at a computer all day can get quite tedious, especially if it is your job 5 days a week. This feeling can be compounded by other problems in... Read More

The Language of Appalachia

Imagine my surprise when I went to Jamaica a few years ago and learned that I do, indeed, have an accent. You see, unlike my paternal grandmother, I don't stretch the word "cornbread" into four syllables. She might say, "Here. Have ye some co-orn-bray-ed;" whereas I might say, "You want... Read More

Local Author Joins History and Humor To Tell His Stories

Joseph Yakel was born and raised in New York's Capital region, and calls this place home. His travels have taken him far and wide, but it's his hometown surroundings that serve as a backdrop for his writing. He's recently published three books, and thinks his blend of history and humor... Read More

Voodoo Munchies

Looking for a lighthearted and fun way to remove the negative energy of a certain disruptive person from your life, or from your mind, if the person in question has moved on? Consider the cleansing (and giggle-inspiring) effect of Voodoo Munchies. Beginning now, whenever you need to deal with this... Read More

Computers According to Carol

A is for Anti-Virus: she got it from my Uncle.B is for Backup: always look in your rear view mirror first.C is for Caddy: part of computer that holds a coffee cup.D is for Defrag: a popular dance in the 1920's.E is for Email: post office talk for express mail.F... Read More

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Restaurant Manager Gives Out Sexual Favors As Performance Bonus, Raise

While many restaurant workers worry and sweat in anticipation of... Read More

Humans are like Monkeys

Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much... Read More

Space, and the Room for It

Space exploration came a long way since I was the... Read More

Important Safety Tip$

I was given a list of Do's and Don'ts of... Read More

Cloning Advantage Super Families

As the cloning debate of humankind continues we find ourselves... Read More

A French Teachers Memories: First Day at School

Despite my diplomas that allowed me to teach in state... Read More

American Independence ? The True Story

It was late in 1775, and King George III was... Read More

Dog Poo - And You Thought You Had Problems

In Southern Germany in a town by the name of... Read More

The Work-from-home Fashion Primer

Last week, I reported how writers, stay-at-home parents and online... Read More

The Worlds First Comedian?

If you ever saw Aristophanes live on stage, you must... Read More

Cant Get There From Here

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Humor Under The Keyboards

For me, the piano is the symbol of what is... Read More

Do Americans Really Understand Irony?

Let me start by saying that 'I am an American'... Read More

Not Your Average Sunday Morning

Just recently my ex-husband stopped in to visit during his... Read More

And the World Goes Round

If you are a citizen of UK or Australia, you... Read More

Bad Days and Bad Timing

Have you ever noticed how family members always misbehave at... Read More

Silver Linings Are Everywhere

Viagra. That one word packs a lot of punch. Let's... Read More

Pee Here Now

Several years ago, I switched health insurance companies and my... Read More

Humor Quotations - Top 35 Funny Quotations by Famous Comedians

"Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with... Read More

Mexican Spaminator

When we decided to move to Mexico, one of the... Read More

Freudian Slippage

Saturday morning. I went, in the early morning, to the... Read More

Lactose Intolerant? It could be a good thing

Lactose Intolerant Individuals may prove a bonus in Space Missions.... Read More

Tales of a Spectator Spectator

Watching the fans at a minor-league baseball game is just... Read More

[Not So] Outgoing Mail

I am currently perplexed by the concept of outgoing mail.... Read More

25 Reasons You Might Need to Wear a Welding Helmet

A welding helmet is a safety device worn for protection... Read More